Brushes with the Paranormal—Anomalies

•April 3, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I have always been fascinated by anomalies, be they unexplained phenomenon or incredible creatures….I used to read books by Ivan T. Sanderson, one of the early pioneers of Cryptozoology, and by Charles Fort, who chronicled anomalies throughout history.  I recently acquired several books from Readers Digest

that discuss the various aspects of the unexplained.  Im always on the lookout for events that happened in my location, so I was fascinated by the following:

On November 1921, rocks began to fall from the sky over the town of Chico, California. J.W. Charge, the owner of a grain warehouse along the Southern Pacific Railroad tracks, complained to City Marshal J.A. Peck that someone was throwing rocks at his building everyday. Peck, believing it was nothing more than local youngsters playing pranks on the man, paid little attention to the report. His conclusions, after a very brief investigation, were that he had seen the stones fall but could not explain them. He suspected that “someone with a machine was to blame.” The stones remained a nuisance to Charge but were largely ignored by everyone else until a few months later, on March 8, 1922. On that day, stones ranging in size from peas to baseballs came raining down on the warehouse, seemingly from nowhere. They continued to fall for days and a search by police officers of the area failed to find anyone throwing the rocks.

In the days that followed, Charge’s warehouse sustained quite a bit of damage, from broken windows to split boards and collapsed roof shingles. Stones also began to rain down on a cluster of houses that were located near the railroad tracks and individuals who stood in the open, perhaps trying to determine the source of the mysterious projectiles, were often struck. The investigators and officials present often became targets too. Fire Chief C.E. Tovee and Traffic Officer J.J. Corbett were narrowly missed by a large boulder that came from nowhere and struck a wall behind the spot where they had been standing just moments before. The force of the stone’s impact left a large dent in the wood.

The fall of stones continued throughout most of the rest of the month, attracting a large amount of publicity and a number of curiosity-seekers. The origin of the stones was never solved but a Professor C.K. Studley added to reports by saying that some of the rocks were so large that they “could not be thrown by ordinary means”. He also noted that they did not seem to be of meteoric nature. The famous chronicler of anomalies Charles Fort asked a friend, writer Miriam Allen deFord, to go to Chico to investigate personally. Throughout March a series of articles appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle and the rocks were described as being warm and “oval-shaped”. Miriam Allen de Ford, wrote: “I looked up in the cloudless sky and suddenly saw a rock falling straight down, as if becoming visible when it came near enough. This rock struck the earth with a thud and bounced off on the track beside the warehouse, and I could not find it.” She also stated that at one point a rock fell from the sky to “land gently at my feet.”

I also read an account many years ago about a fall of candy in the early part of the 20th century in Chico, but it will take some digging to find that article Im afraid…

Anyway, if anyone is interested, the link for the above excerpt is HERE

Another link to explore from is HERE

The link to Ivan Sanderson’s book that I read is HERE

Here is a blurb about Ivan Sanderson:


Biography

Born in Scotland, Sanderson traveled widely in his youth. His father, who manufactured whisky professionally, was killed by a rhinoceros while assisting a documentary film crew in Kenya in 1924.

As a teenager, Sanderson attended Eton College, and, at 17 years old, began a yearlong trip around the world, focusing mostly on Asia. Sanderson earned a B.A. in zoology, with honors, from Cambridge University, where he later earned M.A. degrees in botany and geology.

He became famous as the most credible witness to see a Kongamato, after being attacked by a creature he described as “the Granddaddy of all bats”. This encounter occurred when he had shot a fruit bat that toppled into the water. He went to retrieve his catch but was warned by his partner to duck. He described the following events:

“Then I let out a shout also and instantly bobbed down under the water, because, coming straight at me only a few feet above the water was a black thing the size of an eagle. I had only a glimpse of its face, yet that was quite sufficient, for its lower jaw hung open and bore a semicircle of pointed white teeth set about their own width apart from each other. When I emerged, it was gone. … And just before it became too dark to see, it came again, hurtling back down the river, its teeth chattering, the air “shss-shssing” as it was cleft by the great, black, dracula-like wings.”

Sanderson conducted a number of expeditions as a teenager and young man into tropical areas in the 1920s and 1930s, gaining fame for his animal collecting as well as his popular writings on nature and travel.

During World War II, Sanderson worked for British Naval Intelligence, then for British Security Coordination, finally finishing out the war as a press agent in New York City. Afterwards, Sanderson made New York his home and became a naturalized U.S. citizen. In the 1960’s Sanderson made his home in Warren Country in rural northwestern New Jersey, where he owned considerable land. He later lived in apartment #516 in the Whitby building on West 45th Street in Manhattan’s Hells Kitchen until his death in 1973.

During the 1950s and 1960s, Sanderson was widely published in such journals of popular adventure as True, Sports Afield, and Argosy, as well as in the 1940s in general-interest publications such as the Saturday Evening Post. In the 1950s, Sanderson was a frequent guest on John Nebel‘s paranormal-themed radio program. He was a frequent guest on The Garry Moore Show, being one of the first recognized animal researchers on television to bring live specimens on talk shows. As his friend and fellow cryptozoologist Loren Coleman has remembered in several of Coleman’s books, Sanderson’s appearances often involved his discussion of cryptozoological topics. Coleman notes that Sanderson could be skeptical. In “Mysterious America,” for example, Coleman documents that Sanderson discovered the 1909 “Jersey Devil” incident was an elaborate real estate hoax.

Sanderson was an early follower of Charles Fort. Later he became known for writings on topics such as cryptozoology, a word Sanderson coined in the early 1940s, with special attention to the evidence for lake monsters, sea serpents, Mokèlé-mbèmbé, giant penguins, Yeti, and Sasquatch.

Sanderson founded the Society for the Investigation of the Unexplained (SITU) in 1965 near Columbia, New Jersey.

Before Ivan Sanderson, was Charles Fort:  (from Wiki):

Fort and the unexplained

Overview

Fort’s relationship with the study of anomalous phenomena is frequently misunderstood and misrepresented. For over thirty years, Charles Fort sat in the libraries of New York and London, assiduously reading scientific journals, newspapers, and magazines, collecting notes on phenomena that lay outside the accepted theories and beliefs of the time.

Fort took thousands of notes in his lifetime. In his short story “The Giant, the Insect and The Philantropic Old Gentleman”, published many years later for the first time by the International Fortean Organization in issue #70 of the “INFO Journal: Science and the Unkown”, Fort spoke of sitting on a park bench at The Cloisters in New York City and tossing some 60,000 notes, not all of his collection by any means, into the wind. This short story is significant because Fort uses his own data collection technique to solve a mystery. He marveled that seemingly unrelated bit of information were, in fact, related. Fort wryly concludes that he went back to collecting data and taking even more notes. The notes were kept on cards and scraps of paper in shoeboxes. They were taken on small squares of paper, in a cramped shorthand of Fort’s own invention, and some of them survive today in the collections of the University of Pennsylvania. More than once, depressed and discouraged, Fort destroyed his work, but always began anew. Some of the notes were published, little by little, by the Fortean Society magazine “Doubt” and, upon the death of its’ editor Tiffany Thayer in 1959, most were donated to the New York Public Library where they are still available to researchers of the unknown.

From these researches Fort wrote four books. These are The Book of the Damned (1919), New Lands (1923), Lo! (1931) and Wild Talents (1932); one book was written between New Lands and LO! but it was abandoned and absorbed into Lo!.

Fort’s writing style

Understanding Fort’s books takes time and effort: his style is complex, violent and poetic, profound and occasionally puzzling. Ideas are abandoned and then recalled a few pages on; examples and data are offered, compared and contrasted, conclusions made and broken, as Fort holds up the unorthodox to the scrutiny of the orthodoxy that continually fails to account for them. Pressing on his attacks, Fort shows what he sees as the ridiculousness of the conventional explanations and then interjects with his own theories. Wilson opines that Fort’s writing style is “atrocious” (Wilson, 199) and “almost unreadable” (Wilson, 200), and compared him to Robert Ripley, a contemporary who found major success hunting oddities, and speculates that Fort’s idiosyncratic prose might have kept him from greater popular success.

Fort suggests that there is, for example, a Super-Sargasso Sea into which all lost things go, and justifies his theories by noting that they fit the data as well as the conventional explanations. As to whether Fort believes this theory, or any of his other proposals, he gives us the answer: “I believe nothing of my own that I have ever written.” Wilson suspects that Fort took few if any of his “explanations” seriously, and notes that Fort made “no attempt to present a coherent argument”. (Wilson, 200)

Fortean phenomena

Despite his objections to Fort’s writing style, Wilson allows that “the facts are certainly astonishing enough” (Wilson, 200). Examples of the odd phenomena in Fort’s books include many of what are variously referred to as occult, supernatural, and paranormal. Reported events include teleportation (a term Fort is generally credited with coining);[6][7]poltergeist events; falls of frogs, fishes, inorganic materials of an amazing range; unaccountable noises and explosions; spontaneous fires; levitation; ball lightning (a term explicitly used by Fort); unidentified flying objects; unexplained disappearances; giant wheels of light in the oceans; and animals found outside their normal ranges (see phantom cat). He offered many reports of Out-of-place artifacts (OOPArts), strange items found in unlikely locations. He also is perhaps the first person to explain strange human appearances and disappearances by the hypothesis of alien abduction and was an early proponent of the extraterrestrial hypothesis, specifically suggesting that strange lights or object sighted in the skies might be alien spacecraft. Fort also wrote about the interconnectedness of nature and synchronicity. His books seem to center around the idea that everything is connected and that strange coincidences happen for a reason.

Many of these phenomena are now collectively and conveniently referred to as ‘Fortean’ phenomena (or ‘Forteana’), whilst others have developed into their own schools of thought, for example, UFOs into ufology, or the reports of unconfirmed animals classified as cryptozoology. These new disciplines per se are generally not recognized by most scientists or academics, however.

Forteana and mainstream science

Some skeptics and critics have frequently called Fort credulous and naïve, a charge his supporters deny strongly. Over and over again in his writing, Fort rams home a few basic points that were decades ahead of mainstream scientific acceptance, and that are frequently forgotten in discussions of the history and philosophy of science:

  • Fort often notes that the boundaries between science and pseudoscience are “fuzzy”: the boundary lines are not very well defined, and they might change over time.
  • Fort also points out that whereas facts are objective, how facts are interpreted depends on who is doing the interpreting and in what context.
  • Fort insisted that there is a strong sociological influence on what is considered “acceptable” or “damned” (see strong program in the sociology of scientific knowledge).
  • Though he never used the term “magical thinking“, Fort offered many arguments and observations that are similar to the concept: he argued that most (if not all) people (including scientists) are at least occasionally guilty of irrational and “non scientific” thinking.
  • Fort points out the problem of underdetermination: that the same data can sometimes be explained by more than one theory.
  • Similarly, writer John Michell notes that “Fort gave several humorous instances of the same experiment yielding two different results, each one gratifying the experimenter.”[8] Fort noted that if controlled experiments – a pillar of the scientific method – could produce such widely varying results depending on who conducted them, then the scientific method itself might be open to doubt, or at least to a degree of scrutiny rarely brought to bear. Since Fort’s death, scientists have recognized the “experimenter effect“, the tendency for experiments to tend to validate given preconceptions. Robert Rosenthal has conducted pioneering research on this and related subjects.

There are many phenomena in Fort’s works which have now been partially or entirely “recuperated” by mainstream science: ball lightning, for example, was largely rejected as impossible by the scientific consensus of Fort’s day, but is now receiving new attention within the science community. However, many of Fort’s ideas remain on the very borderlines of “mainstream science”, or beyond, in the fields of paranormalism and the bizarre. This is unsurprising, as Fort resolutely refused to abandon the territory beyond “acceptable” science. Nonetheless, later research has demonstrated that Fort’s claims are at least as reliable as his sources. In the 1960s, American writer William R. Corliss began his own documentation of scientific anomalies. Partly inspired by Fort, Corliss checked some of Fort’s sources and concluded that Fort’s research was “accurate, but rather narrow”; there were many anomalies which Fort did not include in his books.[9]

Many consider it odd that Fort, a man so skeptical and so willing to question the pronouncements of the scientific mainstream, would be so eager to take old stories – for example, stories about rains of fish falling from the sky – at face value. It is debatable whether Fort did in fact accept evidence at face value: many instances in his books, Fort notes that he regarded certain data and assertions as unlikely, and he additionally remarked, “I offer the data. Suit yourself.” In Fort’s books, it is often difficult to determine if he took his proposals and “theories” seriously; however, as noted on the extraterrestrial hypothesis page, Fort did seem to hold a genuine belief in the presence of extraterrestrial visitations to the Earth.

The theories and conclusions Fort presented often came from what he called “the orthodox conventionality of Science”. On nearly every page, Fort’s works have reports of odd events which were originally printed in respected mainstream newspapers or scientific journals such as Scientific American, The Times, Nature and Science. Time and again, Fort noted, that while some phenomena related in these and other sources were enthusiastically accepted and promoted by scientists, just as often, inexplicable or unusual reports were ignored, or were effectively swept under the rug. And repeatedly, Fort reclaimed such data from under the rug, and brought them out, as he wrote, “for an airing”. So long as any evidence is ignored – however bizarre or unlikely the evidence might seem – Fort insisted that scientists’ claims to thoroughness and objectivity were questionable.

It did not matter to Fort whether his data and theories were accurate: his point was that alternative conclusions and world views can be made from the same data “orthodox” conclusions are made, and that the conventional explanations of science are only one of a range of explanations, none necessarily more justified than another. In this respect, he was far ahead of his time. In The Book of the Damned he showed the influence of social values and what would now be called a “paradigm” on what scientists consider to be “true”. This prefigured work by Thomas Kuhn decades later. The work of Paul Feyerabend could also be likened to Fort’s.

Another of Fort’s great contributions is questioning the often frequent dogmatism of mainstream science. Although many of the phenomena which science rejected in his day have since been proven to be objective phenomena, and although Fort was prescient in his collection and preservation of these data despite the scorn they often received from his contemporaries, Fort was more of a parodist and a philosopher than a scientist. He thought that far too often, scientists took themselves far too seriously, and were prone to arrogance and dogmatism. Fort used humor both for its own sake, and to point out what he regarded as the foibles of science and scientists.

Nonetheless, Fort is considered by many as the father of modern paranormalism, not only because of his interest in strange phenomena, but because of his “modern” attitude towards religion, 19th-century Spiritualism, and scientific dogma.

I personally find all of this extremely compelling….and I invite any personal anecdotes you care to share 🙂

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Whatever happened to cartoons?

•April 1, 2009 • 5 Comments

I love cartoons. Ive watched them since the early 60’s. Ive even endured ridiculous repeats and spinoffs because they were preferable to the alternative (homework! or news *blech*) Ive seen them go through some disturbing, and downright frightening changes over the years, beginning with Ren and Stimpy, courtesy of MTV. From that point on, it seemed like the previously untouched societal boundaries were fair game (burping/farting anyone?) Then we were treated to Spongebob Squarepants, and anything resembling normalcy took a decided nosedive. Still, I find myself watching them so I guess I have no room to talk….(see Clint?  Im not ALL bad!)  Here’s a brief sample of today’s fare:

the weirdest of all comes courtesy of a show called the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, and the character that bends credulity is
Dr. Barber, a Dr/Barber hybrid that does business at Stormalong Harbor….I couldnt find the commercial that had all the mmmm…yes clips,. but let me tell you, this character is CREEPY!!! I wish Cartoon Network would post that commercial!  Also, there is a character on Chowder, Reuben, that I think is absolutely hilarious!

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Muppet madness!

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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And now for something completely different….

•April 1, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Class Act:

Vodpod videos no longer available.

more about “Burping Cat | Funny Cat Videos“, posted with vodpod

Feds drop case against former Senator Stevens

•April 1, 2009 • 2 Comments

Talk about a miscarriage of Justice!! What d\’ya wanna bet this was deliberate? I wouldnt put it past the outgoing Bush Administration flunkies to have deliberately fouled up this trial to let one of their own go free…..see what you think:

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WASHINGTON – The Justice Department said Wednesday it would drop corruption charges against former Sen. Ted Stevens because prosecutors withheld evidence from the senator\’s defense team during his trial.

The reversal is an embarrassment for the department, which won a conviction against the Alaska Republican in October and is now asking to overturn it.

The week after his conviction, Stevens lost his Senate seat in the November election. The patriarch of Alaska politics since before statehood, Stevens, 85, was also the longest serving Republican senator.

He has been awaiting sentencing.

Stevens was convicted of seven felony counts of lying on Senate financial disclosure forms to conceal hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts and home renovations from a wealthy oil contractor.

The trial was beset by government missteps, which continued even after the guilty verdict was read. The trial judge grew so infuriated he took the unusual step of holding the Justice Department in contempt.

In court filings, the Justice Department admitted it never turned over notes from an interview with the oil contractor, who estimated the value of the renovation work as far less than he testified at trial.

\”I have determined that it is in the interest of justice to dismiss the indictment and not proceed with a new trial,\” Attorney General Eric Holder said in a statement released Wednesday. He said the department must ensure that all cases are \”handled fairly and consistent with its commitment to justice.\”

The Justice Department is investigating the conduct of the prosecutors who tried the Stevens case.

Sen. Mark Begich, the Democrat who won Stevens\’ seat away from him, called the decision to drop the case \”reasonable.\”

\”I didn\’t think Senator Stevens should serve time in jail and hopefully this decision ensures that is the case,\” Begich said in a statement.

In December, Stevens asked a federal judge to grant him a new trial or throw out the case, saying his trial had many deficiencies.

U.S. District Judge Emmet Sullivan held Justice Department lawyers in contempt in February for failing to turn over documents as ordered. He called their behavior \”outrageous.\”

Sullivan had ordered Justice to provide the agency\’s internal communications regarding a whistle-blower complaint brought by an FBI agent involved in the investigation of Stevens. The agent objected to Justice Department tactics during the trial, including failure to turn over evidence and an \”inappropriate relationship\” between the lead agent on the case and the prosecution\’s star witness.

The Justice Department has since assigned a new team of prosecutors to the case.

Reached at his office early Wednesday by the Anchorage Daily News, Stevens\’ lawyer, Brendan Sullivan, told the newspaper he had not yet been informed of the decision by Justice.

Messages for Stevens\’ lawyers from The Associated Press were not returned early Wednesday morning.

The decision was first reported Wednesday by National Public Radio.

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This is just abominable. Stevens has his cake and eats it too. The only good thing to come out of this is he finally FINALLY lost his Senate seat. The Judge should have declared a mistrial early on, and the incoming Justice Dept should have taken over. Perhaps they will re-file charges…but I doubt it. Looks like everyone feels sorry for an old man, nevermind the laws he broke. GAH! I say his newly renovated home should be forfeit! And any other benefits he received from that crooked oil contractor should revert to the State! If we dont start penalizing these wrongdoers, we are sending a message that cheaters DO prosper. And that shouldnt be what America represents. Just my two cents….

Victory for Public Lands preservation!

•March 30, 2009 • Leave a Comment

President Obama signed into law Federal protection for the largest accumulation of Public lands in almost a decade, spanning 9 states, encompassing many ecosystems, and infuriating Republican opposition to boot. All in all, a resounding success I’d say!

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WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama signed legislation Monday setting aside more than 2 million acres in nine states as protected wilderness.

Obama called the new law among the most important in decades “to protect, preserve and pass down our nation’s most treasured landscapes to future generations.”

Also in the legislation signed by Obama is a provision named for “Superman” actor Christopher Reeve that provides for paralysis research and care for persons with disabilities.

At a White House ceremony, Obama said the law guarantees that Americans “will not take our forests, rivers, oceans, national parks, monuments, and wilderness areas for granted, but rather we will set them aside and guard their sanctity for everyone to share. That’s something all Americans can support.”

The law — a collection of nearly 170 separate measures — represents one of the largest expansions of wilderness protection in a quarter-century. The measure confers the government’s highest level of protection on land in nine states — almost as much wilderness as designated during the past eight years combined.

Land protected by the 1,200-page law ranges from California’s Sierra Nevada and Oregon’s Mount Hood to Rocky Mountain National Park in Colorado and parts of the Jefferson National Forest in Virginia.

Land in Idaho‘s Owyhee canyons; Pictured Rocks National Lakeshore in Michigan; San Miguel County, N.M.; Zion National Park in Utah; and the Monongahela National Forest in West Virginia also won wilderness protection.

In addition more than 1,000 miles of rivers in several states, including Vermont, Massachusetts, Wyoming, Arizona, Oregon, California, Utah, Virginia and Idaho, were designated wild and scenic. The law expands wilderness designation — which blocks nearly all development — into areas that previously were not protected.

The law also protects land in Alaska under a contentious land swap that lets the state continue with a planned airport access road in a remote wildlife refuge near the Bering Sea. Critics call the project a “road to nowhere.”

Environmental groups and lawmakers in both parties said the law will strengthen the national park system, restore national forests, preserve wild and scenic rivers, protect battlefields and restore balance to the management of public lands.

Opponents, mostly Republicans, have called the legislation a “land grab” that would block energy development on vast swaths of federal land.

Mike Matz, executive director of the Campaign for America’s Wilderness, said the new law is a remarkable achievement. The largest acreage protected is in California, where three separate measures will preserve more than 700,000 acres as wilderness and designate 73 miles of wild and scenic rivers.

The largest single parcel is in Idaho, where about 517,000 acres in the rugged Owyhee Canyonlands in southwestern Idaho will be protected as wilderness.

“The depth of support for this law by people from all walks of life, as well as the size, scope and diversity of the lands protected, are a clear indication Americans recognize that our wild lands must and do serve many purposes — not the least of which is as a place to hunt, fish, hike, camp, watch birds and just find solitude,” Matz said.

In Oregon, five separate projects will protect almost 205,000 acres, including 128,000 acres of new wilderness near the state’s iconic Mount Hood.

“With a stroke of the pen today, President Obama cemented Oregon’s wilderness legacy for generations to come,” said Sen. Ron Wyden, D-Ore.

“Today is a great day for all who care about our beautiful country and its pristine natural heritage,” added House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif.

In addition to wilderness protection, the bill resolves several long-standing disputes over water rights, including implementation of a 2006 legal settlement to restore the San Joaquin River in California, bringing water and salmon back to a now-dry stretch of the waterway.

Bravo, President Obama, Bravo.

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Chemtrails, and what follows after….

•March 21, 2009 • 6 Comments

The middle of last week, either Tuesday March 17, or Wednesday March 18, I noticed NO LESS THAN 7 0r 8 Chemtrails in the skies above me as I commuted to work. Today, March 21, I receive an urgent, severe weather alert for my area. Maybe the 2 arent connected, but somehow I dont think so. The Government has known for quite some time how to manipulate the weather…and (I believe) has been getting more and more desperate as global warming has left the west (particularly California, which supplies the rest of the nation with most of its fresh produce) with less and less rain and/or snow pack which has ramifications for fish, livestock, crops and ultimately people.

If you think this isnt important, then I hope you have a plentiful supply of stocked foodstuffs in your larder baybeh. You\’re gonna need it.

Also: If you think Katrina was natural, you are living in a dream world.

Luck of the Irish

•March 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I want to start by apologizing for lagging. I admit it. Today of all days, I (of all people) should have had the obligatory Irish ode to St Patrick’s day. Fact is, my mind has been consumed with an unfortunate incident that occured on Friday the 13th. Yes, dear reader, the irony is not lost on me. However, I cant blame what happened on bad luck, and Im not superstitious anyway. Truth is, I still cant keep my mouth shut when I think Im right about something. I doubt I ever will. As I learned this weekend, however, there is a price to be paid for failure to govern my unruly tongue (as the Bible says).

Many of my readers know I work in Social Services. Part of my job is to interpret and enforce regulations. I took an action on a case I honestly believed to be right. My lead worker brought the case back to me and said she couldnt authorize my action. I began to debate with her. She debated with me. Finally, she walked away, and a smart-mouthed comment burst out of my mouth…and my ears were incredulous at what my mouth was saying….

I regretted it almost immediately and apologized to my Lead worker, but she ended up going home early and I was left with the sneaking suspicion that it was because of me. I felt I had no choice but to email my Supervisor (she doesnt work Fridays) to let her know what I had done.

Im sure I dont need to tell you, gentle reader, that my weekend was one long guilt fest. I perused all local classified ads, and all other local large employers for openings, sure that I would be handed my pink slip first thing monday morning. I didnt sleep well, and when I did, I had work-related nightmares. To make matters worse, I had an interview for a promotional position on Monday and I seriously considered not going as I was worried that my Boss would KO my chances for promotion.

As I showered and got dressed and drove the 40 minute commute to what I was sure was going to be my career suicide, my heart was heavy, because I knew I would have to face the music. My friends and family all rallied around me, gave me words of encouragement and offers of prayer.

8am. I walked thru the doors of my job, and stopped at my Boss’s door. She had already read my email and wanted to know what happened. So, I sat down and gave her the ugly truth. I asked her if it would help if I transferred to another unit? She said it wouldnt solve the problem. I point blank asked her “are you going to write me up?” She said “I dont think so, I think we’ll do a 3 way to try and get a strategy so that this doesnt happen again.”

WELL! Imagine my surprise!! for the first time in days, a glimmer of hope! I went to my interview with a somewhat lighter heart and I dont think I bungled it too badly (time will tell) and I went to bed Monday evening with a hopeful attitude.

This morning, the moment of truth, I alternated between hope and despair as I waited to see what my fate would be. In the meantime, I dressed up in my best St Patrick’s Day outfit, and brought some kitschy St Patrick’s days presents I’d received over the years from co-workers: A giant leprechaun hat, an animated Leprechaun light display, and a Leprechaun troll. I put on a brave face all day because everyone has come to look to me to represent Irish Pride on St Patrick’s day.

Finally, my boss said we’d do the 3-way at 11 am. Folks, it took all of 10 minutes, and my lead worker, bless her, even took on part of the blame herself!! I never in a million years expected that! I told my boss later that that was very generous of her and my boss surprised me by saying “Mary, you’re too hard on yourself” WELL! you coulda knocked me over with a feather AGAIN! For the first time in 4 days, I finally felt the blessed mantle of relief wash over me. I wasnt gonna lose my job, I wasnt gonna get written up, I was just warned to act more professional and my lead worker even agreed to cue me when I was crossing that line 🙂

So: that brings us to the title “Luck of the Irish”. Ive heard it used in a sarcastic manner, like Irish have nothing but bad luck…but I’ve also heard it used to refer to Irish being very Lucky indeed! Today, on a day sacred to the Irish, I experienced true Luck O the IRISH in the BEST way possible 🙂

I hope all of you had a touch of IRISH Good Luck today!

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Famous last words/Epitaphs

•March 9, 2009 • 1 Comment

Ive always been fascinated by the stuff written on tombstones, particularly the funny ones:

From Tombstone, AZ:

Here lies Lester Moore.

Four slugs

From a forty-four.

No Les

No More

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Here lays Butch.

We planted him raw.

He was quick on the trigger

But slow on the draw.

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Colorado:

Bill Blake

Was hanged by mistake.

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Unknown

He called

Bill Smith

A Liar

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Across the pond:

Larne, Ireland – On a hanged sheep stealer

Here lies the body of

Thomas Kemp.

Who lived by wool

and died by hemp.

Bletchley, Bucks, England

Winterborn Steepleton Cemetery, Dorsetshire, England

Here lies the body

Of Margaret Bent

She kicked up her heels

And away she went.

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Food Related funnies:

Here lies old Rastus Sominy

Died a-eating hominy

In 1859 anno domini

Savannah, Georgia

He got a fish-bone in his throat

and then he sang an angel note.

Schenectady, New York

She was not smart, she was not fair,

But hearts with grief for her are swellin\’;

All empty stands her little chair:

She died of eatin\’ water-mellon.

In a New Jersey cemetery

Rebecca Freeland

1741

She drank good ale,

good punch and wine

And lived to the age of 99.

Beneath this stone, a lump of clay,

Lies stingy Jimmy Wyatt.

Who died one morning just at ten

And saved a dinner by it.

Falkirk, England

1690

Here lie the bones of Joseph Jones

Who ate while he was able.

But once overfed, he dropt down dead

And fell beneath the table.

When from the tomb, to meet his doom,

He arises amidst sinners.

Since he must dwell in heaven or hell,

Take him – whichever gives the best dinners.

Here lies Johnny Cole.

Who died upon my soul

After eating a plentiful dinner.

While chewing his crust

He was turned into dust

With his crimes undigested – poor sinner.

In memory of Anna Hopewell

Here lies the body of our Anna

Done to death by a banana

It wasn\’t the fruit that laid her low

But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Enosburg Falls, Vermont

Here lies cut down like unripe fruit,

The wife of Deacon Amos Shute:

She died of drinking too much coffee,

Anny Dominy — eighteen-forty.

Roxbury, Connecticut

Eliza, Sorrowing

Rears This Marble Slab

To Her Dear John

Who Died of Eating Crab.

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Various professionals:

On a Coal-miner

Gone Underground For Good

On an Architect:

Here lies Robert Trollope

Who made yon stones roll up.

When death took his soul up

His body filled this hole up.

On a lawyer in England:

Sir John Strange.

Here lies an honest lawyer.

And that is Strange.

On an attorney:

Goembel

John E.

1867-1946

\”The defense rests\”

On a dentist:

Stranger tread

This ground with gravity.

Dentist Brown

Is filling his last cavity.

Edinburgh, Scotland

On a brewer:

G. Winch, the brewer, lies buried here.

In life he was both hale and stout.

Death brought him to his bitter bier.

Now in heaven he hops about.

On a Painter:

A Finished Artist

On an Auctioneer:

Jedediah Goodwin

Auctioneer

Born 1828

Going!

Going!!

Gone!!!

1876

On a fisherman:

Captain Thomas Coffin

Died 1842, age 50 years.

He\’s done a-catching cod

And gone to meet his God.

New Shoreham, Rhode Island

On a waiter:

Here lies the body of

Detlof Swenson.

Waiter.

God finally caught his eye.

April 10, 1902

On an Author:

He Has Written Finis

Some are just funny if you think about them:

Here lies the body

of John Round.

Lost at sea

and never found.

Belturbet, Ireland

*******************

Here lies Barnard Lightfoot

Who was accidentally killed

in the 45th year of his age.

This monument was erected

by his grateful family.

Here lies the body of

Thomas Vernon

The only surviving son of

Admiral Vernon

Plymouth, Mass.

*************

Sacred to the memory of

Major James Brush

Royal Artillery, who was killed

by the accidental discharge of

a pistol by his orderly,

14th April 1831.

Well done, good and faithful servant.

*****************

Old Maids

1787 – Jones – 1855

Here lie the bones of Sophie Jones;

For her death held no terrors.

She was born a maid and died a maid.

No hits, no runs, and no heirs.*

(* errors) Scranton, Pennsylvania

*********************

Ann Mann

Here lies Ann Mann,

Who lived an old maid

But died an old Mann.

December 8, 1767

London, England

******************

Beneath his silent stone is laid

A noisy, antiquated maid,

Who from her cradle talked to death,

And never before was out of breath.

Here lies, returned to clay

Miss Arabella Young,

Who on the eleventh day of May

Began to hold her tongue.

1794-1863

****************

On a spinster postmistress:

Returned–Unopened

In a North Carolina cemetery

*******************

There just wasn\’t enough time for these individuals.

Here lies the father of 29.

He would have had more

But he didn\’t have time.

Moultrie, Georgia

***********************

Here lies the body of Elred.

At least he will be when he is dead.

But now at this time he\’s still alive,

14th August \’65.

Oxford, England. (Elred eventually made it.)

*********************

Owen Moore

Gone away

Owin\’ more

Than he could pay.

Battersea, London, England

****************

This Empty Urn is

Sacred to the Memory

of John Revere

Who Died Abroad

in Finistere:

If He Had Lived

He Would Have Been

Buried Here.

*****************

Here lies

Elizabeth,

my wife for 47 years,

and this is the first damn thing

she ever done to oblige me.

Streatham Churchyard, England

Finally, a truly tragic death:

Best Bass riffs (IMO)

•March 7, 2009 • 2 Comments

I belonged to a site that once had this question: who do you think did the best bass riffs of all time? Here are my favorites (so far):

Down on the Corner…………………………Creedence Clearwater Revival

In A Gadda Da Vida…………………………Iron Butterfly

Smoke on the water…………………………Deep Purpe

Under Pressure………………………………Queen

Detroit Rock City…………………………….Kiss

The Chain…………………………………….Fleetwood Mac

Money………………………………………….Pink Floyd

Super Freak……………………………………Rick James

Moondance……………………………………Van Morrison

Born to be Wild……………………………….Steppenwolf

(columns look even when I save but when I view live, they are out of whack…sorry folks!)

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