Radar Magazine slams Chico State….

•August 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I love this magazine, let me make that clear at the outset. They are usually right on the money with their observations, and I rely on them to have their finger on the pulse of pop culture.

Thats why I read with dismay that they chose Chico State University (CSUC), my old Alma Mater, as the runner up Campus for the Most Degenerate Student Body. Of course, if you go by its past reputation as Playboy’s number 1 party school, how can you argue? They detail their methodolgy as follows:

We started by gathering statistics on academic offerings, admissions, and student life from a diverse array of sources, including Princeton Review, U.S. News, and the U.S. Department of Education. Then we factored in criteria like low SAT scores, incompetent professors, rock-bottom admissions standards, unbridled alcohol and drug consumption, rampant criminal activity, and dubious alumni. To complete the picture, we added reviews from online outlets like Students Review, Campus Dirt, and College Prowler. Finally, we tallied up the numbers in a variety of categories, ranging from worst Ivy to worst party school, and of course, the very worst college in the country.

Here, CSUC is tied with San Diego State University for worst party school (the magazine says “most depraved student body). Wouldnt the folks at Playboy be shocked at how far we’ve fallen:

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Worst Party School: (Tie) California State University, Chico; San Diego State University

While Chico is the most notorious party college on the planet—69 students were arrested on St. Patrick’s Day two years ago—on average, a full 15 percent of them actually manage to graduate in four years. At San Diego State, a paltry 14 percent are able to accomplish this goal. Both schools deserve special recognition for high-level achievement in the field of depravity and general disinterest in scholastic pursuits.

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Illustrious Alumni: Chico lays claim to good-time-guy novelist Raymond Carver (who graduated elsewhere) and bare-knuckled political consultant Ed Rollins, while SDSU graduated disgraced former CIA executive director Kyle “Dusty” Foggo and oft-disrobed former C-movie actress Raquel Welch (right). Too close to call.

Notable Courses: While Chico may have SDSU licked in the category of anecdotal debauchery, the latter offers a class titled Challenges of Leisure (“the study of leisure and its impact on contemporary life … issues affecting recreation in today’s urbanized society”), formerly Recreation 204. And we have to respect that kind of rigor.

School Pride: “I started to worry when you could smell alcohol permeating from my pores,” one Chico student told Playboy.com. “You can go to Mexico and get wasted, you can go to the beach and get wasted, or just stay in the city and of course get wasted,” writes an anonymous SDSU sophomore on Students Review.

Fun Facts: The [SDSU} forensics team had its 2006 season canceled after members were caught doing coke on school-sponsored trips. Last year, Phi Kappa Tau was suspended for using Chico coeds in hardcore pornographic movies that were filmed in their frat house and then sold on the Internet. The festivities included a game called “pussy ring toss,” the objective of which is to hook a ring over a dildo, which is held in a woman’s vagina.

Raw Data: The porn movies reportedly earned more than $100,000, though the filmmakers were expelled. Chico State should consider renaming its business school after its most accomplished entrepreneurs.

Tuition: Chico, $3,690 in-state ($13,860 out-of-state); SDSU, $3,176 in-state ($13,346 out-of-state); plus room and board.

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All quite humiliating. I remember the days when Playboy magazine touted Chico State as the #1 party college. I remember Pioneer days which made national news when Chico police cars were burned during the festivities. But thats not the Chico State I know…. I wont deny that St Patricks day is a huge party day in Chico. Or Halloween. But Im sure I wasnt alone in making my education a priority. And perhaps contrary to the norm, I completed my stint in 3 1/2 years instead of 4. Chico State is a beautiful campus and there is a very active environmental presence there. Diversity is embraced and tolerance is encouraged. There is a feeling of being a part of a macrocosm there, since the campus is so beautifully built around the natural features of the creeks and huge sycamores and the various exotic plants that Annie Bidwell planted so long ago. In fact, Chico State’s very proximity to the Historic home of John and Annie Bidwell reminds us daily of their legacy. Chico is an oasis of culture in a relatively remote location. Chico State is a huge part of that fact.

I am proud to say I had conscientious professors, challenging classes, and only a marginal brush with the nighlife (I will say that Duffy’s Tavern on a friday night is the ONLY place to be in Chico in my opinion). I am a CSUC alumni, I graduated Cum Laude, and I guess, like anything, you find what you LOOK for. Too bad Radar didnt look beyond the bars. or the Playboy magazine. Chico is so much more.

and I told them so, on their site.

Why is Abortion STILL an issue?

•August 19, 2008 • 5 Comments

Abortion is still making headlines. A quick scan of current political fodder reveals these gems:

Ridge: GOP would accept abortion-rights VP

Group wants to attack Obama on abortion

Sharing stage, Obama and McCain split on abortion

As a woman, I resent the fact that in the 21st century we are STILL discussing abortion as if it were something the State had a right to interfere with. Ever since the 80’s, Right-to-Life groups (a rabid a group of fundies to be sure!) have been inundating the Republican Party (to its peril) pounding its anti-abortion drum relentlessly, and managing to make abortion a dirty word, alongside other such “dirty words” as “liberal” “gay rights” and “feminist.”

The history of Abortion in this country is enlightening. For example, abortion was legal when the first settlers arrived in this country (source: pro-choice.org )

Abortion has been performed for thousands of years, and in every society that has been studied. It was legal in the United States from the time the earliest settlers arrived. At the time the Constitution was adopted, abortions before “quickening” were openly advertised and commonly performed.

The real reasons abortion became illegal:

In the mid-to-late 1800s states began passing laws that made abortion illegal. The motivations for anti-abortion laws varied from state to state. One of the reasons included fears that the population would be dominated by the children of newly arriving immigrants, whose birth rates were higher than those of “native” Anglo-Saxon women. (Living in CA, I hear xenophobic comments about Hispanic baby-making proclivities impacting this state all the time)

During the 1800s, all surgical procedures, including abortion, were extremely risky. Hospitals were not common, antiseptics were unknown, and even the most respected doctors had only primitive medical educations. Without today’s current technology, maternal and infant mortality rates during childbirth were extraordinarily high. The dangers from abortion were similar to the dangers from other surgeries that were not outlawed. As scientific methods began to dominate medical practice, and technologies were developed to prevent infection, medical care on the whole became much safer and more effective. But by this time, the vast majority of women who needed abortions had no choice but to get them from illegal practitioners without these medical advances at their disposal. The “back alley” abortion remained a dangerous, often deadly procedure, while areas of legally sanctioned medicine improved dramatically. The strongest force behind the drive to criminalize abortion was the attempt by doctors to establish for themselves exclusive rights to practice medicine. They wanted to prevent “untrained” practitioners, including midwives, apothecaries, and homeopaths, from competing with them for patients and for patient fees. The best way to accomplish their goal was to eliminate one of the principle procedures that kept these competitors in business. Rather than openly admitting to such motivations, the newly formed American Medical Association (AMA) argued that abortion was both immoral and dangerous. By 1910 all but one state had criminalized abortion except where necessary, in a doctor’s judgment, to save the woman’s life. In this way, legal abortion was successfully transformed into a “physicians-only” practice.

The prohibition of legal abortion from the 1880s until 1973 came under the same anti-obscenity or Comstock laws that prohibited the dissemination of birth control information and services. Criminalization of abortion did not reduce the numbers of women who sought abortions. In the years before Roe v. Wade, the estimates of illegal abortions ranged as high as 1.2 million per year. Although accurate records could not be kept, it is known that between the 1880s and 1973, many thousands of women were harmed as a result of illegal abortion. Many women died or suffered serious medical problems after attempting to self-induce their abortions or going to untrained practitioners who performed abortions with primitive methods or in unsanitary conditions. During this time, hospital emergency room staff treated thousands of women who either died or were suffering terrible effects of abortions provided without adequate skill and care. Some women were able to obtain relatively safer, although still illegal, abortions from private doctors. This practice remained prevalent for the first half of the twentieth century. The rate of reported abortions then began to decline, partly because doctors faced increased scrutiny from their peers and hospital administrators concerned about the legality of their operations.

Since Roe:

The reaction to Roe was swift. Supporters of legal abortion rejoiced and generally felt their battle was won. However, others faulted the Court for the decision. Those opposed to legal abortion immediately began working to prevent any federal or state funding for abortion and to undermine or limit the effect of the decision. Some turned to measures directly aimed at disrupting clinics where abortions were being provided. Their tactics have included demonstrating in front of abortion clinics, harassing people trying to enter, vandalizing clinic property, and blocking access to clinics. As time passed, the level of anti-abortion violence escalated. Increasingly, clinic bombings, physical attacks, and even murders endanger abortion providers and create a hostile environment for women seeking abortions.

Initially, the framework of Roe v. Wade was the basis by which the constitutionality of state abortion laws was determined. In recent years, however, the Supreme Court has begun to allow more restrictions on abortion. For instance, the Supreme Court’s ruling in Planned Parenthood v. Casey in 1992 established that states can restrict pre-viability abortions. Restrictions can be placed on first trimester abortions in ways that are not medically necessary, as long as the restrictions do not place an “undue burden” on women seeking abortion services. Many states now have restrictions in place such as parental involvement, mandatory waiting periods, and biased counseling. Only the requirement that a woman involve her spouse in her decision was disallowed.

The focus changing from the mother to the fetus was sheer spin on the part of the fundies, calculated to elicit an emotional response for the “helpless” fetus whilst totally marginalizing the mother as unimportant—nevermind she was the host vessel for the fetus! I agree with this assessment, that the underlying reasons for criminalizing abortion are more insidious:

The anti-abortion leaders really have a larger purpose. They oppose most ideas and programs which can help women achieve equality and freedom. They also oppose programs which protect the health and well-being of women and their children. Anti-abortion leaders claim to act “in defense of life.” If so, why have they worked to destroy programs which serve life, including prenatal care and nutrition programs for dependent pregnant women? Is this respect for life?

Anti-abortion leaders also say they are trying to save children, but they have fought against health and nutrition programs for children once they are born. The anti-abortion groups seem to believe life begins at conception, but it ends at birth. Is this respect for life? Then there are programs which diminish the number of unwanted pregnancies before they occur: family planning counseling, sex education, and contraception for those who wish it. Anti-abortion leaders oppose those too. And clinics providing such services have been bombed and people have been killed. Is this respect for life?

Such stances reveal the ultimate cynicism of the compulsory pregnancy movement. “Life” is not what they’re fighting for. What they want is a return to the days when a woman had few choices in controlling her future. They think that the abortion option gives too much freedom. That even contraception is too liberating. That women cannot be trusted to make their own decisions. source

I am sick to death of MEN telling me what I can or cant do with MY OWN BODY. Wouldn’t the tables be turned if Vasectomy were mandatory?

or, put another way:

Keep OFF!

If JUGGLING were an Olympic event…..

•August 18, 2008 • 2 Comments

I know a certain “bastard” who would get the GOLD MEDAL for juggling women. True.

Yukon Cornelius!

•August 17, 2008 • 1 Comment

Yukon Cornelius is brilliant. Seriously. From the moment he first appears in Rudolph, he dishes out witty gems such as:

Yukon: You’re going to stay with me and we’ll all be rich with the biggest silver strike this side of Hudson Bay. Silver!
Hermey: I thought you wanted gold.
Yukon: I changed my mind!

Yukon: We’ll have to outwit the fiend with our superior intelligence.
Rudolph: How?
Yukon: Douse your nose and run like crazy!

Yukon: Fog’s as thick as peanut butter.
Hermey: You mean pea soup.
Yukon Cornelius: You eat what you like and I’ll eat what I’ll like.

“How do you like that! Even among misfits, you’re misfits!”

“Its not a fit night out for man nor beast! Here’s the man, and here’s the beast!”

“Didnt I ever tell you about Bumbles? Bumbles BOUNCE!

Far and away, though, my favorite Yukonism is this gem:

Life-sustaining supplies

Say Yukon…..can you spare a guitar string?

All is Vanity…

•August 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

King Solomon got it right. All IS Vanity. We struggle and stress, and fume and fret, and push ourselves or believe in something or give ourselves goals to reach…only to find we were too early or too late or too worked up or not worked up enough. As he noted, all things pass away, the good and the not-so-good.

I’m sitting here realizing that a half-baked pipe-dream is now ashes, and Im trying to decide whether or not I even care. I suppose part of me does, because I’d like to think that if I was willing to entertain the dream in the first place, I must’ve done SOME analyzing right??? Then I realize that, nope, I didn’t analyze enough, I was being spontaneous like I always am, and if there’s a bright side to my latest pipe dream crashing down, its that I discovered it WAS a pipe dream before I invested too much more time or money or emotion or whatever. I guess in that sense, I was pretty lucky. And on the plus side, I am now master of my own destiny once again. Because I am free. Beholden to no one. And thats the way I like it.

Silence! I kill you! (Achmed & friends–Jeff Dunham)

•August 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

this guy is hilarious!

here is Walter from the suitcase!

here is Peanut:

here is Bubba J

SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

Blah…

•August 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

here it is, Saturday. and I havent accomplished a thing. Except for a little grocery shopping. Oh and getting my son some of his necessary school supplies. Its always an adventure taking him out in public, he cant WALK anywhere, everything is at a dead run. Inside the bank, inside the grocery store. I make him push the cart for me but he gets sidetracked by stuff and is always darting here and there to look at something. Or, he’ll see stuff he just HAS to have, like a Davy Jones action figure or puff paint marking pens…Bless him, he doesnt understand my resources are finite. One day he will, though…

So anyway, we bring everything home and put it away and we eat a little lunch, and I realize Im not feeling too good. And its 97º outside and 96º INSIDE! My house is an oven. all fans are on, all windows open, and Im broiling. I hope I can get a little $$$ together and get a little window AC unit when they go on sale at the end of summer. This is just crazy! Tonight, the weatherman is predicting a thundershower. I saw the clouds coming in and wondered if we would get rain….I hope it cools us off good.

Until then, I guess Im just gonna have to resign myself to feeling blah.

The “fine line”

•August 16, 2008 • 2 Comments

between light and dark

between right and wrong

between hope and despair

between genius and insanity

Its not all that wide is it???

I mean, if you think about it, what does it take to cross that invisible barrier from one realm to another? My dad used to work at Lawrence Livermore Labs and he said the scientists that roamed the hallways were so brilliant, they could discuss cutting edge technologies like they were items on a menu…….but they couldnt remember to tie their shoes or find the way to the bathroom….because they had their mental energies tied up in other things.

In the movie Amadeus, the composer Antonio Salieri ends up in a mental institution because he KNEW he couldnt approach Mozart’s greatness, and believed himself responsible for Mozart’s death. Yet, as he said, God had graced him with the ability to recognize greatness, even if he wasnt capable of it musically. That has got to be like HELL on Earth. To KNOW in your heart what greatness is when you see it or hear it but not be capable of it yourself.

I myself am still tying my own shoes and can find my way to the bathroom. At the same time, however, I am fascinated with the stuff that occupies brains much loftier than my own. While I admit, I have flirted with that “fine line” from time to time, I think I am still safely on the side of sanity, of mediocrity (Thank you Salieri), at least for the most part. I will admit, I do lose my way between point A and point B but eventually, I find it again. And, in the meantime, I am putting in my order for my very own boy scout. Im entitled.

Villains!

•August 15, 2008 • 1 Comment

I know we all root for the good guy, but have you noticed, its the Villains that have the interesting personalities? In almost every movie that has a villain, the villain is more complex, layered, and interesting… Why is that I wonder? I have to admit, there were even times I rooted for the bad guy (Gargamel anyone?) And as I note below, there is one villain I just LOVE!

Here is my version of a rogues gallery:

Hannibal Lecter
HANNIBAL LECTER

DARTH VADER

Joker

JOKER

EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT

LEX LUTHOR


GREEN GOBLIN

GARGAMEL

FREDDIE KRUGER

Angel Eyes

“ANGEL EYES”

Now, think about their counterparts. Spiderman, Superman, Clarice, Child victims, the Tick, Smurfs…pretty insipid right? Only Clint Eastwood’s “Blondie” and Batman (the Dark Knight) rival these guys for presence, with the former so compelling because of his mystery and the latter because he is just as tortured as the villains he pursues. I think my favorite “human” villain of those listed here would be Angel Eyes, but my very most favorite villain for sheer lunacy is the Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight.

Boom Baby Boom!

Its a Jungle out there!

•August 13, 2008 • Leave a Comment

THIS ONE IS FOR THE LADIES.

Alright ladies have you ever felt swamped by the plethora of makeup choices you have to make? I mean first you have to decide which brand you want. To give you an idea of just how daunting this could be, I assembled a list of the most common brands below (for an exhaustive list, go here):
L’Oreal
Maybelline
Cover Girl
Almay
Revlon
Clinique
Coty
Dior
Estee Lauder
Max Factor
Lancome
Neutrogena
Oil of Olay

Then there are the additional catalogue/personal representative brands:
Yves Rocher
Avon
Merle Norman
Mary Kay

There’s no way I could list all of them, nor would I want to. You get the idea…

Next, you get to decide what type of product you are looking for—be it foundation, blush, shadow, lipstick/lipgloss, or mascara

Once you have decided on a brand (or two!) and you know what type of product you want, you have to choose the formula you prefer (liquid, powder, liquid–to–powder, gel, spray on), and let us not forget to take into account our skin types (oily, dry, normal, combination).

In the interests of multi-tasking, some products do more than one thing, like foundation that has sunscreen, or moisturizers that have bronzers in them. Some lipsticks now plump your lips, while others exfoliate (true! see Avon). Dont even get me started on the new wrinkle treatments!!

Finally, you have to choose the proper color for your skin tone. That is an exercise in frustration in itself. If you’re lucky enough to find the perfect color, take my advice and buy 2 or 3 because its been my experience that manufacturers retire certain colors or certain lines and you may not find it the next time you need it.

To recap: Brand, product, formula, function, and color. I didnt mention price, but I know for myself, that is also a consideration. A pretty daunting task by any measure. Fortunately, we have magazines to help us make these decisions. The only problem is, even the magazines give conflicting advice! What works for the teen/tween crowd isnt going to appeal to the more mature shopper.

Truthfully? its times like these I think it would be simpler to be a MAN!