Shit Present
I call this little gem the Shit Present, and I created it one evening to give to all my “friends” at the Ledge. For those of you who dont know, the Ledge is a fan board for fans of Fleetwood Mac. Its where I got my cyber chops, trading barbs with an assortment of folks, some of whom were good friends, others who were the epitome of troglodytes. I cant understand why they wouldn’t be flattered, because you know, it took painstaking effort to find just the right pile of poo, the exact right bow and the nerves of steel necessary to edit out the extra stuff that came with the bow. And just in time for Xmas too. What gratitude.
When I find a deserving topic or personality or event, I trot this baby out to celebrate the essence of the truly mediocre. Smile. we love you. we really really love you.