Cats. Again.
My favorite 4-legged beasties in a vertical slideshow of feline goodness. To start,
a cat for Pendel:
next up, a cat for Moose:
another cat for moose:
one for Carrots:
and for BATMAN:
or this one:
for the Celery (and maybe Moose):
or maybe this for Celery:
for my friend Linds–some kitteh loves:
for me:
there will be Moar. srsly. And if you want a Cat, just ask.
Its ALL Blarney!! 
I know the spam filter would eat me if I said WIN too many times, so multiply the amount of times I say it by about 2,000.
WIN.
FEROCIOUS FELINES FEVERISHLY FIGHT IN FERMANAGH
MALICIOUS MOGS MASSACRE MALNURISHED MAMMALS IN MEATH
CRAZY CATS CUT CUCUMBERS IN CARLOW
RANDOM RAVINGS RETURNING AROUND TO REPORTER AS
HEAVY HEADLINES HEED TO HAUNTED HEARERS
Cool cats for crazy kids ftw
Ah. Alliteration, always an adventure.
Lest lumbering lugubrious lunkheads lag, labor lengthy, lively linguistic labyrinths.
or:
persistent pursuit produces proficiency.
not a single filler word in the bunch. HAH.
oh Carrots, what means win x 2000??? who wins?
Win^300,000!
Lolcats, FTW.
so, Celery, about that password…..
I ❤ that password…it’s that great.
Wait, wrong password, gaspingface.
well, since I am exasperatingly ignorant of ANY password of any stripe, I’ll have to take your word for it. However, I would appreciate your assessment of my alliterations….I worked quite hard on them, for at least 15 minutes…..
oh and Carrots….has anyone told you you have sadistic tendencies?
you know, the kind that couple knife wounds with liberal coatings of salt? Well, you do.
that may or may not be a bad thing depending upon your bent…
Carrots has a spine disease?
le sigh.
Aquired alliterations are awesome and avoiding
of offensive offices
that
emanipcate erradic emos every day.
😀
well, aside from the spelling error and the awkward grammar….passable my boy, passable.
ok, my turn:
bibulous boys become boastful, bringing bilious backlash.
FAIL for not using the word “erotic” in your excellent E elliteration.
Carrots, did you post this on the wrong post??? who really FAILED??
at any rate, I can find NO “e” alliteration by ANYONE, so please elaborate.