Church of the SubGenius–All HAIL “Bob” Dobbs!
Say Hello to my good friend “Bob!” He and his Papal representative, Ivan Stang, stopped by to see me on their way to the Church’s annual X-day celebration. Of course, they did this several months in advance, seeing as how they were going the long way around from Texas to California, and across the nation to New York. They may have even missed the celebration, I don’t know. I was in the hospital recovering from smoke inhalation due to close proximity with “Bob’s” pipe. How he can smoke that stuff and smile is beyond me, but then, he is the Sultan of Slack…
I did get a postcard from Ivan, it had some weird symbols all over it, and some gibberish about how he was right after all, Aliens DID come during the first X-day, but that they successfully mass-hypnotized the world’s population so that they could play havoc with the world’s monetary systems without interference. He said that the true believers would recognize each other by this symbol:
and by this codeword: FNORD
Who knows….maybe he smoked what was in “Bob’s” pipe eh?
Its ALL Blarney!! 
Praise “Bob”!!
Interesting place you run here… I think I shall subscribe
welcome aboard, and thx for kissing the Blarney Stone!